Why is 9 mad at 10?
Because 10 lost 9’s rose.
get the fuck out
Bill Hader — who is leaving Saturday Night Live after eight years this weekend — on his audition for the show:
I remember getting in the elevator for my audition and there was a guy next to me who had a backpack full of props and wigs and things, and I went, ‘Oh, my God, that guy is so prepared, I have nothing, I have no props.’ And that was Andy Samberg. And Andy Samberg said he was looking at me going, ‘Oh, that guy has no props. He doesn’t need props.’ And that was the first time we met, was in that elevator.
- in fifth grade
- me: ur sitting in my seat
- kid: i don't see ur name on it
- me: it will be written in your blood if you don't get the fuck up