vixikori:

knifefarty:

Why is 9 mad at 10?

Because 10 lost 9’s rose.

get the fuck out

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flavorpill: nprfreshair: Bill Hader — who is leaving Saturday Night Live after eight years this weekend — on his audition for the show: I remember getting in the elevator for my audition and there was a guy next to me who had a backpack full of props and wigs and things, and I went, ‘Oh, my God, that guy is so prepared, I have nothing, I have no props.’ And that was Andy Samberg. And Andy Samberg said he was looking at me going, ‘Oh, that guy has no props. He doesn’t need props.’ And that was the first time we met, was in that elevator. Adorable

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nprfreshair:

Bill Hader — who is leaving Saturday Night Live after eight years this weekend — on his audition for the show:

I remember getting in the elevator for my audition and there was a guy next to me who had a backpack full of props and wigs and things, and I went, ‘Oh, my God, that guy is so prepared, I have nothing, I have no props.’ And that was Andy Samberg. And Andy Samberg said he was looking at me going, ‘Oh, that guy has no props. He doesn’t need props.’ And that was the first time we met, was in that elevator.

Adorable

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goldcoastfamily: “If there is no ups and downs, it means that you are dead” 

goldcoastfamily:

“If there is no ups and downs, it means that you are dead” 

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Hanne Gaby Odiele in Alexander Wang shoes

Hanne Gaby Odiele in Alexander Wang shoes

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kriskenshin: Are you better yet? I’m Bored.

kriskenshin:

Are you better yet? I’m Bored.

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theonewhosawitall:

whatifidontknowwhoiam:

I thought I could keep on without reblogging it.

I was wrong.

they should just start to higher tumblr to make adverts for them.

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  • in fifth grade
  • me: ur sitting in my seat
  • kid: i don't see ur name on it
  • me: it will be written in your blood if you don't get the fuck up

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smoshrox87:

Pirates of the Caribbean bloopers

omg this was the greatest thing to ever happen in a gag reel ever!!!

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